February 2012
3 posts
2 tags
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
13 posts
1 tag
Entering the petri dish that is called Chuck E. Cheese.
November 2010
4 posts
What’s w/ all these LED Cmas lights? I need REAL bulbs. Would Griswold buy LED’s? If TSA is feeling my bulbs, I want REAL bulbs.
cricket ninjas have trouble sneaking up on people…….chirp-chirp.
There is a line in space that takes a tea bag to cross it and if you don’t, then you lost the battle.
I saw a Smart Car with wood paneling today. That’s not so smart.
October 2010
3 posts
I’m preparing for my face to melt.
iPhone 4 + my ninja skillz = iPhone 5 [kaCHOW!]
Mind blown…..picking up pieces.
September 2010
2 posts
RT @DamonLindelof Because you asked. Sawyer nicknames for Tom Cruise in MI:4: “Hoppy,” “Prince Charming” and last but not least, “Intenso.”
I’m ecstatic to celebrate the anniversary of my wedding day today. I am so thankful to be married to my BFF. It keeps getting better….
August 2010
1 post
June called and wants it’s gloom back.
July 2010
8 posts
I WANT FIBER. I’m not talking bran, dude. I’m talking photons.
RT @Mickey__Rourke: I don’t mean to brag, but I just stabbed a buffalo with a sword. Well, it might have been a woman in a fur coat. But …
UCI Ropes Course with the kids at work. If you’re below me, you might see my Dbl-Dbl up close and personal.
zappos.com banner ads are following me! and they are showing me the shoes i’ve looked at! help!!
i want to be a patent troll when i grow up.
I gave blood 2night. Nurse asks, “Are you male or female?” New standard question from the Red Cross or am I just ambiguous in my old age?
SCHWEINSTEIGER!!
iPod set to angry.
June 2010
11 posts
“oh, what a cheeky move! Jaká with another brilliant touch!”
my Brazilian soccer name is Jaka.
Pizza for dinner, Tums for dessert.
starcraft 2 commercial. this one won’t be pulled. http://www.youtube.com/user/starcraft
fruity pebbles.
StarCraft 2 commercial airing during the NBA finals. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSSk_cquu0c
since i’m choosing joy, i must use emoticons. i apologize. :)
Starting a clinical trial: will eating a dbl-dbl cheeseburger get rid of my headache? It’s worth the risk to find out.
checking out the wwdc Jobs keynote. the carpet is all wet from the drool coming out of my mouth. my drool stinks. the new iphone don’t.
it’s not that hard.
in case anybody was wondering Ali can sing the Star Spangled Banner with her mouth full. Happy Memorial Day!
Celebrating Memorial Day by shopping for Swedish furniture.
May 2010
12 posts
Bad restaurant name: Heimlich Cafe
Future oral surgeon. http://twitpic.com/1ovjep